Funny Happy Birthday Cards
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Creating personalized cards, such as funny birthday cards, using Mac greeting card software can stretch your figurative creativity muscles to their limits. The first task is stylizing the card just as you want it – we prefer finding a humorous photo, but you can also design the artwork yourself. Then you have to say just the right thing. What's great about making your own card is you can say whatever you want. Inside jokes, favorite quotes and witty puns all work brilliantly. We've collected several photos and pooled our ideas of greeting card sayings you could use with each card.
- For Your Birthday, I’ve initiated the zombie holocaust in Hawaii. You’re welcome.
- I heard you’re coming to town, so I’ve started getting prepared for when you wash in.
- Tropical islands are no vacation. There's tidal waves, shark bites, sun stroke… / Maybe I should take your place and you can sit at my desk, well out of danger.
- Since you like surfing so much, I wanted to get you a really big wave for your birthday / I may have gotten carried away.
- You’re older than you used to be / But you’ll never be as old as me! Happy Birthday!
- You call that a beard? I got moss on my back older than you.
- Even a Jedi Knight like you gets old. Happy Birthday.
- Black and white photo of a little boy and girl
- Remember when you were young and innocent? / Well you’re still kinda young, but you’re definitely not innocent! Happy Birthday!
- To the brother I never wanted. Happy Birthday!
- Here’s to a brother who was always making me look like the troublemaker.
- Well, who would have guessed a stinker like you would have grown up to be so nice! Happy Birthday!
- Yeeowza! That hurts. I just realized I missed your birthday.
- If I clench my cheeks hard enough, maybe this lump of coal will turn into a diamond… Until then, please accept this gift. It’s worth less, but it smells nicer.
- Since I forgot our anniversary, I give you permission to slap me in the face.
- Surprise! For your birthday… / I just got you a card.
- Even with my eye wobble I can tell you’re not as cute as last year. / But you have more money, so I’ll still be your friend. Happy Birthday.
- I love you – cross my eyes and hope to die.
- I told you your face would stay that way if you kept making faces. Happy Birthday!
- Gee, you’re an awful nice lady / But you know I’m just here for the free cake… Happy Birthday.
- If I fit this entire piece of cake in my mouth / Will you forget I didn’t get you an actual present?
- I made you a birthday cake, but then ate it. But that’s ok, because I have a great metabolism.
- Remember when we all used to be able to eat all the cake we wanted without gaining weight? Here’s to the old days.
- What’s special about your love for me / Is you always smash me on the head with pointy objects. Happy Valentine’s Day.
- Polly want a snuggle?
- Frank’s new feather extensions were beautiful but very itchy. Good thing Cheryl could scratch his head for him. / Just like Cheryl is there for Frank, I’ll always be there for you!
- Dang, you FINE!
- Golly you’re old / But you’re even cuter than I remember!
- You’re HOW old??
- You have to have surgery for what?! / Well, I’ll be honest with you, that’s pretty awkward. Best wishes on a speedy recovery.
Finally, here's a card idea that doesn't use a photo.
Funny Happy Birthday Cards Happy Birthday Cake Quotes Pictures Meme Sister Funny Brother Mom to you to me Pictures
Funny Happy Birthday Cards Happy Birthday Cake Quotes Pictures Meme Sister Funny Brother Mom to you to me Pictures
Funny Happy Birthday Cards Happy Birthday Cake Quotes Pictures Meme Sister Funny Brother Mom to you to me Pictures
Funny Happy Birthday Cards Happy Birthday Cake Quotes Pictures Meme Sister Funny Brother Mom to you to me Pictures
Funny Happy Birthday Cards Happy Birthday Cake Quotes Pictures Meme Sister Funny Brother Mom to you to me Pictures
Funny Happy Birthday Cards Happy Birthday Cake Quotes Pictures Meme Sister Funny Brother Mom to you to me Pictures
Funny Happy Birthday Cards Happy Birthday Cake Quotes Pictures Meme Sister Funny Brother Mom to you to me Pictures
Funny Happy Birthday Cards Happy Birthday Cake Quotes Pictures Meme Sister Funny Brother Mom to you to me Pictures
Funny Happy Birthday Cards Happy Birthday Cake Quotes Pictures Meme Sister Funny Brother Mom to you to me Pictures
Funny Happy Birthday Cards Happy Birthday Cake Quotes Pictures Meme Sister Funny Brother Mom to you to me Pictures
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