Funny Happy Birthday Messages Biography
Here you will find the funniest happy birthday wishes. Check out this awesome collection of 100 funny birthday wishes and messages. Put a smile on your friends faces on the most important day of the year!
When you want to send birthday wishes think of your friend’s personality. People have different kinds of humor. If you know your friend well and his or her sense of humor, then what’s a bit too much should be easy to spot. If you aren’t quite sure, then finding a card which will make them smile is still possible with the right message and birthday wishes. Sending this along with a few touches of your own makes a card or birthday email more personal, fun and memorable. Friends also smile if the humor is directed toward yourself. For example you can joke “My back goes out more often than I do.” Another can take a dig at your wallet with “You would have loved the gift I couldn’t afford to buy you.”
Sending a greeting to a good friend shouldn’t be a matter of routine, and it shouldn’t be boring. Good friends know what makes you laugh, and what will not strike you as funny. Whether you write or find a card that reflects your friend’s personality, it’s great to include some good humor too. Some people are sensitive about age, but if your friend isn’t then a few funny messages about this topic are typical on this special day. One sentiment often expressed in funny terms is “You aren’t becoming older, you’re becoming a classic.” Old sayings such as “A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age” is a fun remark as is “You’re so old today when you look at your birth certificate it’s expired”. Another is “Remember to count your blessings and not your wrinkles.” These usually get a smile from those comfortable with turning a year older. A sweeter funny thought is “You aren’t really forty, you’re just eighteen with twenty-two years of experience. Check out this large collection of funny birthday wishes and sayings and make your choice.
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Funny birthday wishes;
Tomorrow is still a mystery.
Yesterday is already history.
And today it is your BIRTHDAY!
A few years ago you were young and smart,
but know you are becoming an old fart...
Happy birthday!
Don't worry about your age,
you will be older next year...
Happy birthday!
Birthday comes once in the year. It is always very wonderful and glad day for us. When your any dear ones birthday is come then you want to wish them with special and unique words. When you want to wish your friends then mostly you will prefer to wish them with some humorous words because friends are always very unique and important in our life and we always want to fun with them. So we are offering you here best collection of humorous birthday wishes which are in latest collection.
Funny birthday wishes
Happy Birthday and happy 364 days in between!
Happy Birthday to you! May your troubles be as few and far between as my grandmother's teeth!
Amazing that you were once a helpless little child, but now you a giant helpless person! Have fun blowing out all the candles on your cake!
Enjoy your special day. May your wishes come true and... your wife not find out!
It's your lucky day! But be careful and don't set your cake on fire with so many candles!!!
Wishing your Facebook wall is filled with wishes from people you have never met!
Happy Bday to the world's best friend! May you die in bed at 95 years... shot by a jealous husband (wife).
Cheerful quotes for birthday
Am I the first one to wish you Happy Birthday today? No? The second one? No? Doesn't matter, because I was the first one who thought of you at midnight on you big day!
Happy Bday and ... save me some cake!
Why do you worry about growing older, when you are like wine just getting better and better with age? Happy Birthday!
There is a really smart, rich, and famous person who was born today. Too bad it wasn't you. Maybe it will be next year. Happy birthday!
You are not getting older. You just collect wrinkles!
Comic birthday messages
May your coffin have six handles of finest silver.
May it be carried by six fair young maids.
And may your coffin be made of finest wood
From a 100-year-old tree,
That I'll going ... to plant tomorrow!
Wish you a great Birthday!
Unexpected showers? Braking clouds? Lightning from nowhere? Don't be afraid, this is God's way of wishing you a thunderous Happy Birthday!
No matter how old you get, we don't think you'll ever grow up. Happy birthday!
Happy Bday! How old you are, I won't ask...
On your special day I wish that mosquitos will suck your fat instead of blood!
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