Funny Happy Birthday Wishes Biography
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Every birthday, I like to begin my day with a smile. I believe that if I begin my birthday smiling, the year ahead will be filled with happiness. Hence, I look forward to receiving funny birthday wishes from friends and family.
Funny Birthday Wishes in Greeting Cards
If you visit your local gift store, or a greeting card website, you will find yourself inundated with funny birthday cards. Funny birthday cards are the most popular of greeting cards. Some messages in these cards are subtle jokes, while others poke fun at the birthday person. Some are ribald, crude, and offensive, while some others are clever put-downs.
When you select funny birthday cards, make sure that they agree with the recipient's sense of humor. For instance, if your friend is highly sensitive, you may offend him by cracking jokes about his demographic profile. On the other hand, if you play it too safe and pick up a mildly funny birthday card for a mischievous friend, the joke may fall flat.
Some Funnies Linger for a Long Time
I have received many a birthday wish that brought a smile on my face. Some funny birthday wishes lost their charm after a few reads, others were rare gems that still make me grin. I love receiving these evergreen funnies even today. With an upbeat mood, I feel ready to tackle the world. Such is the power of laughter. You can also bring happiness into your friend's life. A few funny words are all it takes to light up someone's day. They also make you feel good about yourself.
Comedy Is Serious Business
How do standup comedians like Jerry Seinfeld, George Carlin, and Rodney Dangerfield manage to crack up a room full of people? Comedy is no laughing matter. And if people are raking in riches because of their sense of humor, believe me, it is sheer talent. If you don't have it in you to make a joke, don't attempt your own brand of humor on your friend's birthday. Rely on the humor of funny writers, comedians, and humorists. Here is a collection of funny birthday wishes that you can use on your friends' birthdays.
Bill Cosby
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Jay Leno
At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterward he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors.
George Burns
People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
T. S. Eliot
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Blair Sabol
When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.
Tom Wilson
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
George Carlin
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions."How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.
Eva Gabor
I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
A man over ninety is a great comfort to all his elderly neighbors: he is a picket-guard at the extreme outpost; and the young folks of sixty and seventy feel that the enemy must get by him before he can come near their camp.
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Funny Happy Birthday Wishes Happy Birthday Cake Quotes Pictures Meme Sister Funny Brother Mom to you to me Pictures
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes Happy Birthday Cake Quotes Pictures Meme Sister Funny Brother Mom to you to me Pictures
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes Happy Birthday Cake Quotes Pictures Meme Sister Funny Brother Mom to you to me Pictures
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes Happy Birthday Cake Quotes Pictures Meme Sister Funny Brother Mom to you to me Pictures
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes Happy Birthday Cake Quotes Pictures Meme Sister Funny Brother Mom to you to me Pictures
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes Happy Birthday Cake Quotes Pictures Meme Sister Funny Brother Mom to you to me Pictures
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes Happy Birthday Cake Quotes Pictures Meme Sister Funny Brother Mom to you to me Pictures
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes Happy Birthday Cake Quotes Pictures Meme Sister Funny Brother Mom to you to me Pictures
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes Happy Birthday Cake Quotes Pictures Meme Sister Funny Brother Mom to you to me Pictures
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